Taiwan Visa Application

Just got my visa application for Taiwan (upcoming business trip). Reading the English language directions carefully, it says in the upper right corner:

Please attach 2 recent bust photos (taken within last three months)

Makes me think I should be sure to ask for the application for males next time.

Impossible cube - want to try

Always allow the bosses to speak first

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.

On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch."

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The power of Hurricane lke

Still boss need more!

RED COATS

RED COATS

A long, long time ago Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English Major. Taking the Major to their headquarters, the French General began to question him.

The French General asked, "Why do you English Officers all wear red coats? Don't you know that red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the Major informed the General that the reason English Officers wear red coats is so that, if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why, from that day until now, French Army Officers wear brown pants.